Homestucks + Overwatch

ayanak:

Terezi: Delights in booping people off the edge, so picks Pharah, Lucio, and Orisa on maps where that’s possible. Sometimes when playing Lucio, keeps her ring on green every time Karkat steps into it to annoy him. Says hello immediately after killing so they see it in their killcam. Also enjoys playing Mei and Symm.

Vriska: DPS main. Tries to tell everyone what they should do while they play. Some roll with it better than others. Rose hates taking direction from Vriska and convinces her healer-main wife to stay with her so Vriska’s plans go in with no healer. Occasionally creates some real good situations and helps them win. Loves playing Sombra and Soldier and rushing past the choke points and capturing the point while the enemy flounders. 

Karkat: Vocal player, calls out enemy positions for the benefit of others, sends Ultimate Status and Healing Requests pretty often. Plays a lot of tank, mainly ones with shields. Plays defense heroes when he’s not on tank, mainly Bastion and Torbjorn. 

Kanaya: Healer main, also kind of sucks at video games but enjoys doing things with her wife. Plays a lot of Mercy and Lucio, can’t aim well enough to happily use Ana. She picks up Symm from time to time and is quite good at strategically placing her turrets to surprise people.  

Rose: Offense main. Plays a lot of Reaper, is Zen when they need a healer so she can drop orbs and keep killing people.

Dave: Big flanker. Picks a variety of characters and tries to flank with every single one of them regardless of their natural flanking ability. Likes playing S76, due to his resemblance to general FPS characters, but will play Mei, McCree, Genji, Tracer, Winston, Lucio, or whoever else he’s feeling at the moment. Really feels shitty to get flanked and killed by a Mercy.

John: Reinhardt main, often gets bored of holding his shield and charges in to die, mostly to Kanaya’s chagrin, who tells him to stop doing that. Often plays S76, Junkrat, Winston, and Pharah.

Jade: Sniper main, frustratingly effective at it, forcing everyone on the opposite team to try to pop behind walls at all times while they kill each other. Plays Lucio sometimes too. Calls characters by their actual first names while she plays. 

Roxy: Offense and Tank main, loves McCree and Sombra on offense, and D.Va, Zarya, and Orisa on tank. Can be seen emoting in every PotG. Gets a lot of PotGs.

Dirk: DPS main, almost never picks healer. Plays a lot of Genji, McCree, and Tracer. Refuses to play characters he deems easy, such as Bastion, S76, Junkrat, Winston, Symmetra, Torb, Pharah. Fights with John about this.  

Jane: Mei-n. (Mei Main). Loves McCree, but isn’t always good enough at aiming to like playing him. Likes flanking a fair amount, and plays enough Mystery Heroes to be pretty well rounded at all characters and able to change in a pinch. 

Jake: Loves aiming characters, such as McCree, Soldier, Hanzo, and Zen. Doesn’t like flanking very much, enjoys a direct confrontation fight best. His heart really gets pounding in a one-on-one deathfight.