asajjventress:

asajjventress:

in every conceivable way orlando bloom seems like someone’s oc, like he was the design of an arrogant young human mind and not the universe’s cruel game of chance

“he’s a famous actor. he got famous playing the elf in lord of the rings. he’s unsettlingly pretty and he doesn’t age. he punched justin bieber. his name is orlando jonathan blanchard bloom and he was named after a famous baroque composer. original character do not steal”