hypnokittencalico:

robotlyra:

rhube:

bastardlybrendan:

fuckingrecipes:

facts-i-just-made-up:

I spent like 15 hours on this.

*impressed slow clap*

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. 

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

this is DOCTOR SEUSS levels of word and rhyme alchemy

And then that ending is so dry, just like when you’ve had that many crackers. The humor is strooooong