roselalonde:

fast fun trendy meals that miss rose lalonde makes when she’s having an episode

• a whole jar of those super acidic banana pepper rings, eaten with a seafood fork she stole
• brine from this jar of banana pepper rings, gargled, and a feature about the experience that she wrote for two different online news blogs
• coffee bean salad: coffee beans, marshmallows, peanut butter, sprinkles for flair
• seven orders of onion rings from burger king that she spent like 15 dollars extra on just to bribe someone there into delivering it for her
• a bouquet of flowers that she found out are technically edible through a wikipedia scan
• cereal that she microwaved for twenty minutes to see what would happen