What the signs get wrong about astrology posts

badoccultadvice:

Aries: Reads a tumblr astrology post and takes it seriously without realizing it’s actually an elaborate Homestuck joke.

Taurus: Learned all their astrology from Homestuck astrology posts and doesn’t realize it.

Gemini: Learned all their astrology directly from the Homestuck webcomic.

Cancer: Learned all their astrology from Sailor Moon before they ever heard of Homestuck.

Leo: “Why isn’t this Leo post specifically about me, though? It’s getting me completely wrong. Maybe the other signs’ posts are about me instead. I think my other planets are probably exhibiting a little more strongly than the author thinks and maybe bounced into all the other signs today. Oh goddammit this is actually about Nepeta.”

Virgo: Can’t get over how bad the formatting on the post is and hasn’t noticed it’s a Homestuck post yet.

Libra: Lie about astrology? On a tumblr post? Who would DO that?

Scorpio: Gets nothing wrong, because Homestuck is extremely accurate about Scorpios.

Ophiuchus: YOU’RE👏  NOT👏  ACTUALLY👏  A👏  TROPICAL👏  ZODIAC👏  SIGN👏  OR👏  A👏  REAL👏  TROLL👏  CALLIOPE👏  GET👏  OVER👏  IT👏  🐍

Sagittarius: Thinks Andrew Hussie got that tattoo because he’s actually a fellow Sagittarius.

Capricorn: Reads a real tumblr astrology post and doesn’t take it seriously because they just assume it’s actually an elaborate Homestuck joke.

Aquarius: Actually notices a subtle Homestuck post but spends thirty minutes correcting its canon inaccuracies.

Pisces: Was just looking for Homestuck astrology posts tbh.