thebritishteapot:

My job at the art gallery is almost over, so I decided to put together a short list of the best questions I’ve been asked:

• Where’s the title of that artwork? (pointing at the equipment to monitor ground vibrations)
• Are these portraits of Jesus true to reality?
• Where’s the Mona Lisa? (we were in Scotland)
• What do you do with the dead people you find inside these? (pointing at bridal chests)
• Are these prints? (referring to 16th century extremely valuable paintings which he had just paid good money to see)
• Where are the dinosaur bones?