klanced:

(Hunk and Lance are sitting in their dorm room at the Garrison. A clock on the bedside table reads 10:27pm)

Hunk: (To the camera) The Garrison has been pretty great so far. I got all the classes I wanted, I’m rooming with my best friend (Lance waves), I’m having a great time. The only thing dragging me down right now are my hallmates.

Lance: Ugh. Those guys are the worst.

Hunk: Now, I’d like to think that I’m a pretty chill guy. People tell me I’m fun to be around. I work hard to maintain that vibe. But people constantly walking by my door making noise at all hours of the day? Even during quiet hours? Man, that just wears away at you. Like, it’s 10:30pm, why are you guys so lou-

(Indistinct shouting comes from the hallway, audible even through the closed door)

Hunk: (breathes out his nose before smiling at the camera)

Hunk: Please excuse me, for a second.

(He stands up and moves to the door, where he opens it wide enough to stick his torso out)

Hunk: Hey, have any of you jackasses ever heard of QUIET FUCKING HOURS?

(Without waiting for an answer, he closes the door and returns to his seat)

Hunk: Anyway, where were we? 🙂