more voltron as things my family has said

pidge: i wrote a list of stuff i needed from the store but i ended up spending two hours wearing a batman cowl, smelling candles and trying to hack everything in the electronics section

lance: everytime i look in the mirror, im more and more convinced id fuck my clone

keith: you wouldnt have to pay me to dropkick someone. my pleasure to do so would be payment enough. im coming for you grandma

hunk: anyways, i was so excited to get the pizza that i threw my hands in the air and hit the guy passing behind me in the face.

allura:if youll excuse me, im going to go to my room and belt the lyrics to every sad song ive ever heard in my entire life. if i become too loud at any point, keep it to yourself

shiro: why didnt you guys tell me i looked like the worlds saddest hobo. i wouldve told you.

coran: ive done a lot of crazy things in my past but ill never forget my brief run in with the law… it involved a flock of geese and the timeless instrument, the recorder. That’s all i can say.

lotor: youre not truly living until you pull a knife on your own father. its too bad someone stopped me