am I the only person annoyed by that trope where someone is turned into a vampire or a werewolf and they become a fucking Drama Queen about it
“Oh no I’m a vampire! I can’t kill people! I once was people? This is a curse!
“I’m immortal and depending on my creator totally indestructible, all I have to do is drink enough blood to fill me up and since I’m still have the stomach of the average man. All I really have to do is use impulse control and STOP once I’ve had my fill!”
*dramatic swoon* “Oh the humanity! Of which I am no longer apart because I am now a vile creature of the night!!!!”“”“
Honestly like suck it up and move on. Drink your blood in a coffee mug like a man or get tf out of here
“Oh no,” the vampire said, pantomiming extravagant concern, “I’m a vampire cursed to wander the earth for all eternity.” He paused to deeply from the depths of a black chipped mug, fangs clinking awkwardly on the rim as he slurped loudly. “Whatever shall I do.”
“I didn’t know vampires drank coffee,” the child said.
“Yes,” the vampire said carefully. “Coffee.”
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