m4ge:

m4ge:

there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

okay i guess an update on this

he’s been coming to class in athletic clothes which leads me to believe:

1. he has given up and i have won

or 2. now he’s trying to confuse and mock me with athleisure. i am so beneath him that he isn’t even bothering to humor me anymore…the ultimate power move