honestly the “overwatch as futuristic WWE” theory explains so much about the game:
- the implausible backstories
- the stage names
- the exaggerated personae
- how nobody’s origin story actually seems to impact who they fight
- the highly specific and long-running rivalries
- the nonsensical timeline
- how half the cast has “died” and then come back
- how it’s never clear what anyone’s actually fighting for
and nothing blizzard does in-universe can disprove it because it’s all part of the narrative
The real question tho: Who is Vince McMahon.
Bastion

