fordanoia:

GUYS

Imagine at any mention Ford makes to having been a criminal across the multiverse Stan just goes “ha, right!” And teases him like “oh yeah, i bet you smuggled some fruit huh”

And Ford just gets so exasperated like:

“I had several bounty hunters after me.”

“For an alien pen you stole from a bank one time, right?”

“I onCE ACCIDENTALLY SPLIT APART A MULTIVERSE STATION INTO TWO SECTIONS.”

“Sure ya did, Tiger.”

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But here’s the thing… Stan full well knows Ford is telling the truth

he just gets a kick out of ford getting riled up and babbling out yet another weird space crime he committed.