Change ur mistress into a cow so your wife doesn’t catch you cheating
Appoint a guy with eyes all over his body to guard the cow so your husband can’t have sex with her anyways
If the url didn’t have the word greek in it to cue me in on the ridiculousness of Greek mythology I would just assume I had encountered the best shitposter on this whole website
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