flipnotejoe11:

“My name is John Mulaney. And I am the fastest man alive. To the outside world, I’m a Stand Up comedian. But secretly, with the help of my friends at S.T.A.R. Labs, I fight crime and find other metahumans like me. But I became lost in time. It took everything in my friends’ power to bring me back, and in doing so, our world was opened up to new threats. And I’m the only one fast enough to stop them. I am the Flash.”