tryforce:

other people playing skyirm: you can tell that there was supposed to be a murder here by the way the skeleton is positioned, the head detached from the body and the sword sitting next to it. over here there’s a note that implies the deceased party might have owed our murderer a substantial amount of gold which they paid for with their life. if you look in this chest over here, though, there’s a pretty hefty sum of gold. as you can tell the murderer no longer cared about the gold. it was the principle of the matter. 

me playing skyrim: *kicks door open, checks skeleton for loot, walks across the skeleton kicking it across the room, the skull bounces off the wall and hits me in the face, i take 20 damage, doesn’t pay the shitty iron sword any mind because i already have six of them, takes a cabbage off the table but knocks everything else off, doesn’t even notice the note, leaves just as swiftly as i entered*