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Chloe: [holding a broken coffee machine] Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Adrien: …I did. I broke it.

Chloe: No. No, you didn’t. Alya?

Alya: Don’t look at me, look at Nino.

Nino: What?! I didn’t break it!

Alya: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Nino: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Alya: Suspicious.

Nino: No, it’s not!

Sabrina: If it matters, probably not but…Marinette was the last one to use it.

Marinette: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Sabrina: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Marinette: I use the wooden stirrers as part of my art projects, everyone knows that, Sabrina!

Adrien: Okay, okay, let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Chloe.

Chloe: No. Who broke it?

Kim: Chloe…Alix has been really quiet this whole time…

Alix: Really?!

Kim: Yeah!

Alix: Oh my God!

[arguing ensues]

Chloe, looking at the camera: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict
ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint
on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little
chummy around here.