justin (reading a question): three weeks ago a praying mantis showed up on our back door. after a week, i put her a box and moved her into my neighbor’s garden, but the next day, she was back in the same place.
griffin: oh man
justin: i don’t want to kill her, but she’s been very big, and my wife and i are both too nervous to use the back door in case she jumps on us
griffin: very real danger
justin: very real danger. plus she hangs out on the screen. what should i do? creeped in chicago
griffin (creepy voice): what are you doing in there?
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