keith “i’m THAT dog person” kogane headcanons

breeeliss:

• kosmo: *growls the minute lance walks into the room*
• lance: that’s like the tenth time that’s happened did you train him to do this???
• keith: lance no that would be so immature
• keith: *slips kosmo a doggie treat* 
• keith doesn’t have an instagram for himself but he gets one just for kosmo where he posts videos and photos of him doing cute dog things 
• he gets so many followers so quickly, and he ends up being so popular that people end up sending keith a fuck ton of free toys and doggie treats. so kosmo actually ends up turning into an online celebrity. 
• keith is a piece of shit and will film kosmo sneaking right behind someone in order to scare the shit out of them. and he’ll post it on instagram. and he’ll tag the person who got scared. and he’ll make it a series. 
• the fact that allura is the victim of this most of the time is not a coincidence. keith finds it funny how mad she gets. 
• “sir you can’t board the train with your dog unless he fits in a bag. it’s against the rules.” “lol, bet?” 
• keith gets the biggest fucking duffle bag he owns and manages to fit kosmo inside of it so they can ride the train together. he’s just holding this massive boy like a baby on the train and doesn’t even bat a lash. like “yes hello this is my dog do you have a problem?” 
• kosmo gets away with murder. keith can’t ever be mad at that dog. on the couch? sure kosmo. wants to sleep in the bed? of course kosmo. wants to go outside and tackle shiro who’s walking up the block with arms full of groceries? good boy kosmo you’re so cute
• if you look through keith’s camera roll it’s literally all photos of kosmo. anytime there’s a selfie of keith, it’s because he’s taking one with his dog 
• hunk: keith kosmo literally chewed up my phone case can you tell him to stop sneaking into my room to chew on shit? 
• keith: doesn’t sound like kosmo
• hunk: keith these are dog bite marks 
• keith: how do you know lance didn’t sneak into your room to chew on your phone case 
• hunk: keith
• keith: i’m just saying it’s worth asking