tramtheram:

snowflake-owl:

reallynuit:

siryouarebeingmocked:

superwhodrama:

yourresidentginger69:

captainsnoop:

so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?

okay so

i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can

chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well

so, here’s what i’m thinking:

zombie apocalypse?

all-denim outfit.

the anti-zombie juniform

Generally zombies in zombie fiction will push so far they break their body just to get to you and eat you, so they’d tear through that denim because fuck you they feel no pain and don’t give a flying fuck if their teeth break.

Have there been zombie stories where the zombies are competent enough to hunt humans, shoot or stab them, carry their bodies back and cut up meat etc?

Maybe, but then you just have cannibals with rabies.

In most stories zombies are decomposing corpses, that means that over time they would become weaker. If this is a scenario in which the zombies are in fact slowly decomposing over time, then your Anti-zombie juniform can be pretty effective.

so dressing like this dude would save you. Amazing.

But at what cost?