I love living in the future with advanced technology. It’s so great how I can just press a button on a machine and it will splutter hot, fresh coffee outwards at a horizontal angle onto my uniform, completely missing my cup. It saves me the convenience of spilling it on myself through human error.
I love living in the future with advanced technology, like the Internet, where I can sarcastically complain about spilled coffee and tens of thousands of strangers will share my story so that other strangers can know about my spilled coffee, too.
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