one-time-i-dreamt:

A popsicle company was doing a promo where if you bought a box of their popsicles, you had a chance to win a free giant angry club-wielding cyclops. I bought a box, not because I wanted the cyclops but just because I liked the popsicles and figured the chances were low enough, I probably wouldn’t have to deal with winning the popsicle-cyclops. Needless to say I wound up winning the free popsicle-cyclops, which just showed up out of nowhere in the middle of the night, and I spent the entire day trying to play dumb as everyone wondered what dipshit brought the popsicle-cyclops to the neighborhood. I woke up as it started smashing my neighbor’s house.