marithlizard:

mizkit:

steellegacy:

The myth that knights could barely move in their armor has finally been dispelled by Thrillist

“this medieval knight”

i want very much to know where they found a medieval knight still in the condition to do anything at all, much less do well on an obstacle course

“Arthur. Great and noble knight!  Long have you slept, but now is the time. Awaken.”

“Who calls? Is the world in peril?”

“Nah. Well, yes, but that’s not why we called you.  We have this bet and an obstacle course…”