one-time-i-dreamt:

My mom and I went to the grocery store and as we were checking out, an old woman in a pink bathrobe, dirty nightgown, and dirty pink slippers who seemed to have difficulty standing up straight came in and started yelling at the cashier. The cashier rolled her eyes in a “not this again” way and just started clicking like a chicken at the woman. The woman was so confused she stopped, stood up straight, and walked outside the store but just all the while she silently stared at the cashier through the store’s front windows.

When my mom and I finished paying and went outside, the woman saw us, yelled incoherently, and threw one of her slippers at my mom so hard that my mom fell. I checked on my mom and when I turned around, SWAT was surrounding the woman and getting ready to arrest her, but she threw her other slipper at them and they shot her. Everyone around cheered and the cashier came out and said she’d been “waiting for them to do that for AGES.”