jordan peterson’s fucking insane all-meat diet is almost certainly going to kill him and i personally find that extremely entertaining
“i ate like a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar and was overcome with an inexplicable sense of impending doom and couldn’t sleep for a month” like BITCH that is NOT a healthy reaction lmfao
like if someone threw a fruit in his general direction he’d probably fall over convulsing and start coughing up blood