one-time-i-dreamt:

faceplantintoapilefullofnerd:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was a pregnant Jon Arbuckle at McDonald’s, and I was going into labor. I started giving birth to baby Garfield there, much to the horror of everyone around me. Then my point of view switched and I became baby Garfield. Jon brought me outside and left me next to the dumpster in the parking lot and drove away. The people didn’t know I was there, and I knew they were afraid of me, but I needed a home. I started crawling away, trying to find a new family.

Something tells me this was inspired by that awful fetish art comic where John gives birth to Garfield while accompanied by the Once-ler(I think).

I’m sorry, it was inspired by the what now? Actually, don’t answer me, this is a rhetorical question, I don’t need to know more.