tiredqueerandbored:

one-time-i-dreamt:

It was about noon and I looked out the window and saw that everything was red, like the sky was blood red, and that guy who played Malfoy in Harry Potter was just standing there, directly in front of my living room window and I was like, “Dude why are you here?” and he just shrugged .
But then the police came and insisted I was going to be arrested because he was hanging out by the window and then when I went to ask why they wouldn’t just arrest HIM, it turned out I was a raccoon and THAT’S why I was being arrested.

Imagine being arrested for being a raccoon in front of Tom Felton