peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet
tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka
peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*
concrete: *cracks*
tony, whispering: what the fuck.
peter, for the first time in tony’s lab: *knocks on the glass door*
the whole glass wall: *cracks*
tony, through his teeth: this is fiNe
Sam and Bucky: *picking on peter (in good fun, of course)*
Peter: *literally picks Bucky up*
Sam and Bucky: *screaming*
Tony: *screaming*
Everyone present: *screaming*
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