Author: glubglubshrg
hey!!!! i forgot! grandma wanted me to tell you she’s making stew tonight!!!!!
Some of the new items from my fave D&D NPC’s refurbished Slightly-Cursed Items Shop, in which she sells my players items ranging from effectively useless to legitimately deadly – but always entertaining. Feel free to use these tragedies!
UH SCUSE an first of these things sound EXTREMLY ROOD
taur:
Cloud: Someone will die
Isabelle: of fun!
Steve, who usually sees T’Challa during formal occasions: the self-control and composure shown by that man is an inspiration to all of us.
Bucky, who actually lives in Wakanda: yesterday he fell out of a window because his fiancee smiled at him, but okay.
if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”
and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”
ohhh my gosh apparently square enix staff considers destati a “cursed” song bc whenever they’d load the chorus for it terrible things would happen, the worst being the power to the building going out
IM LAUGHIN LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE. THIS REAL INTENSE SONG AND THEN ALL THE SUDDEN EVERYTHING STOPS AND GOES DARK
*yeehaws safely*
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