ddestr0yedd:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

bayoubastard:

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bayoubastard:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

bayoubastard:

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softecat:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

I can’t think of a single Blizzard series that doesn’t have the big guy with a hook

gutterhob uses a lot of WoW models so that means i’m obligated to eventually include a big guy with a hook, maybe i’ll combine them all together 

starcraft has no hook characters, nor does diablo

Don’t ever question me again, insect

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i dont understand any of this nerd shit but that last one got NO hooks

How dare you question me you insignificant bag of meat

NEITHER ONE OF THOSE ARE HOOKS

THATS NOT A HOOK THATS A HARPOON!!

A HARPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A harpoon is a kind of hook you pantomime fucking buffoon

http://www.whalecraft.net/Harpoons.html

shit is heating up in the big dude holding a hook discourse

starniv0re:

Tank, an enormous space pirate lobster with a mysterious past. He can only speak in his own unintelligible language, so he lets his mighty claws do most of the talking. However, this overgrown crustacean has bit of a soft side and he isn’t always quick to engage in battle. In fact, Tank will go about taking the least violent way out of a situation if he can. A bit of a follower, Tank sticks with those that he feels can get him closer to something he has lost. No one knows what it is, but it is most certainly dear to him.

Unable to pronounce his true name, Jet calls him “Tank” on account of his brute size and fighting style and even fashions him weapons based on the title.

Tank is part of “Deep Sea Space Pirates” an original concept by @starniv0re or @starnivorous

DO NOT REPOST OR SHARE TO OTHER IMAGING SITES.

stele3:

orionsnacks:

in the movie a little boy recognises steve at the captain america exhibit. it’s my headcanon that a little girl recognises bucky when he goes to the smithsonian exhibit to find out who he really is

because little girls have heroes too

“You should tie your hair back,” a little girl with pitch-black hair says to the Winter Soldier. He stares down at her, silent, but she continues undeterred. “Mommy says that we need to have our hair tied back or we’ll trip over things because we can’t see. She makes me wear these–” She displays her wrist, which is encircled by a rainbow of different hair bands. “–because mine keep falling out. You can’t fight evil if you can’t see it. I want to be a police officer when I grow up. Are you a…”

She trails off, her eyes steadily getting bigger. They dart to the large digital image of James Buchanan Barnes, then back to his face. The Winter Soldier’s eyes dart, too, over the exits and the crowd and the girl’s distracted mother–attempting to corral three other black-haired children–before landing back on the girl’s face, where an improbable grin has begun to grow.

“I knew it,” she whispers.

The Winter Soldier blinks down at her, thrown off by the delight in her expression. No one is ever happy to see the Soldier.

The girl reins in her wide grin and does her own scan of the crowd. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell. People can’t handle the truth. But I can.” She turns her shining eyes back to the Soldier.

Slowly, very slowly, the Soldier reaches out with hands that have broken, maimed, strangled, shot, stabbed, and ripped apart human flesh. His voice creaks out of him, rusty with disuse. “Can I have a hair tie?”

Without taking her eyes off him, the girl rolls a light blue one out of the rainbow and hands it over.