ann-fortunately:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

peter, for the first time in tony’s lab: *knocks on the glass door*

the whole glass wall: *cracks*

tony, through his teeth: this is fiNe

Sam and Bucky: *picking on peter (in good fun, of course)*

Peter: *literally picks Bucky up*

Sam and Bucky: *screaming*

Tony: *screaming*

Everyone present: *screaming*

iidasengine:

you (coward, fool):

me (brave, sexy):

dirtgirl1999:

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

the real pokemon discourse

tyhplosion:

how do you say arceus

yukue:

tacet

bisukoezaki:

BISUKO EZAKI

🍓strawberry milk collar blouse shirt🍓

flabeyblade:

poliwrath looks like he’s gonna fucking murder this small child if he catches up

bluriginals:

haha of course kirby is number on–wait hoLY SHIT

vr4300:

orcbulge:

Yall can be edgy and talk about how much you hate tumblr all you want but I will be real chief I value my undeserved clout on here and its also the only place that shoots all my niche interests directly into my brain at the speed of light

The idea behind Tumblr, namely the dashboard, how posts and reblogs work (kinda like mini-threads that stream endlessly onto your dash), and the tagging system, is actually superb and I have yet to find another social media site on par with this format. Hence why we all stay here.

But then there’s also the incompetent staff and the extreme cultural madness of the website, hence why we hate it despite staying.

pockyiistick:

he’s too generous 💥