gaycism:

followthebluebell:

kleppy02:

followthebluebell:

fimbry-talks:

Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.

One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.

Your cat’s name is Yardstick?

He has three feet.

iamfuckingtrash:

finalfantasie:

I studied the blade too we were classmates

hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow

writing-prompt-s:

extracrispymaster:

writing-prompt-s:

In order to become a fullfledged member of society, aliens have to abduct a human. An alien that has been trailing you for years trying to abduct you always fails miserably. Today you give in and let them capture you.

Bold of you to assume that no one would willingly jump on an alien ship. Because I would.

You know what, you are right. Sorry for making assumptions.

peachtealesbian:

You know what matters?? What like, truly matters? Bones and moths and fungi. Nothing else. Fuck calculus