Author: glubglubshrg

Vampire Memes!

g3mstonematrix:

lilbabycarebear:

megalunalexi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

supportblueduckstheymayfallover:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

  • posts instagram selfies. account is just photos of empty rooms
  • hovers discretely an inch above ground to appear taller
  •  *sips blood* ah! Probiotic
  • *minor problem occurs* *leaps out window*
  • “Organic food is so expensive”
  • *at a renaissance faire* THIS IS OFFENSIVE
  •  constant mid-life crisis
    • “Not all of us know when our midlife is, Sharon”
  • sunset motivational posters  
  • *14th cent liturgical hymn plays* I REMEMBER THIS SONG *headbangs*
  • OLIVE GARDEN IS VAMPIRE PHOBIC
  •  *random hissing*
  • *goes camping* I’m a Campire!!!
  • *gets wet* I’m a Dampire!!!
  • *is attracted to multiple genders* I’m a Panpire!!!

how did i forget about the puns

Okay but hovering increasingly higher above the floor to be taller than your vamp bff until you’re both ten feet in the air

@a-little-girl-gemini

  • Defensively turning into a bat when u get startled
  • ”Welcome” mats outside ur front door
  • *is a telemarketer* I’m a Spampire!!
  • *is a makeup artist* I’m a Glampire!!
  • Dresses up as Dracula every year for Halloween
  • *Has non-vampire friends steal stained glass from an abandoned church for use in ur home* aesthetic