I shared a bed with my crush and woke to find her missing, but then realized she was in the corner of the roof, mumbling “lamp” at me then I got flashbanged by the SWAT team.
the moths are learning to disguise as human beings
I was watching an old episode of Caillou. Everything looked fine, except the dad kept quietly saying “fuck” in between his sentences. I said, “I don’t remember this at all,” and my dad said, “That’s why we didn’t let you watch Caillou.”