dankmemeuniversity:

paras0xdreamer:

brainbowunicorn:

I did my laundry today and as I wanted to get my tide pods i saw that one of them burst and everything was slippery. So I did the first thing my hobbit brain thought of: cleaning the rest with water

The only thing is that tide pods, of course, disintegrate when they come in contact with water so I ended up wasting five tide pods because apparently I’m a dumb piece of shit

curiouscutiehere:

games-for-gamers:

medusabraids:

medusabraids:

medusabraids:

its wild how none of the vampires from twilight were sexy

idk how stephanie meyer managed to make vampires with glistening chests boring but she did

also none of them had style they all dressed like they worked at gap just look at this shit

this picture doesn’t scream hot vampires it screams cast of a 90210 spinoff

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

Crazy how…you could just be a regular guy at work…but you come home and have a kooky sense of humor and play the elite video games and listen to secret music