jordan peterson’s fucking insane all-meat diet is almost certainly going to kill him and i personally find that extremely entertaining
“i ate like a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar and was overcome with an inexplicable sense of impending doom and couldn’t sleep for a month” like BITCH that is NOT a healthy reaction lmfao
like if someone threw a fruit in his general direction he’d probably fall over convulsing and start coughing up blood
[The following advertisement is intended for the Trojans only.] It’s free. Horse! We’re giving you a horse. It’s free! We’re giving you a wood horse its an equine, free! It’s a FREE HORSE for you Troy! This is free Horse. Well ya gotta bring it inside but the horse is free four legs, no soldiers inside. It’s free! You unlock the door to your city we GOT you the HORSE! It’s a bighorseitsfreeithasahumansizeddoorintheback. I’m not dragging this around all day ITS Y O U R HORSE free, big horse I’ll pee my pants Troy, come get your DAMN horse ITS A FREE HORSE Troy, I got real estate Troy, does it get better than this Troy THE HORSE IS FREE Troy THE HOUSE IS FREE it’s a FREE FUCKING HORSE!
One time I told my history teacher in high school “this is me during math class” and played what’s going on by Marvin Gaye and he pulled a hammer out of his drawer and brandished it above his head and told me not to get any closer
This is the same teacher that supplied me my senior quote
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