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alphashrooms:

midnightgoat:

shock:

shock:

shock:

new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf?

if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails

THOR: RAGNAROK – 5/5, perfect score

NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE – 4.5/5, voiced by a dude who sounds really hot which gets a separate bonus, boosting the ranking by .5

TWILIGHT: THE LAST ONE – 5/5, their hands were giant

THE JUNGLE BOOK – 5/5. lots of personality. look pretty cartoony and not believable, but i like it.

INCEPTION. no wolves. 0/5. a disgrace of a movie.

The Wolf of Wall Street. 0/5 – Name was a misnomer, didn’t even have a wolf in it. A sham.

This is why Leonardo didn’t get an Oscar until The Revenant

writeroftheprompts:

writeroftheprompts:

Diverse
and interesting characters are key to a memorable story. Use these points as a
base for your character and throw them into any plot you want.

A man who hasn’t slept (not for a second) in three years.

tiedinaslipknot:

zanimez:

this is ridiculously funny

@nothisiscarlie

gaylor-moon:

sons crying thanks

transmanrichardstrand:

It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is

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mateov1rtuoso:

paper-mario-wiki:

gentlealien:

genuinerascal:

Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.”

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

shabadadu:

tilthat:

TIL of Carl, a 5-year-old deaf boxer who is unbothered by court noises and accompanies kids during depositions and trials. He offers a sense of protection for children while they face their abusers in court.

via reddit.com

Dude I really honest to god thought there was some 5 year old professional boxer out here helping other kids and like to find out its about a dog just really shook my core

millennial-review:

diseonfire:

indiaincredible:

Step-wells in India by Victoria Lautman

So I clicked through and had a read of the story. It’s worth doing.

Step-wells were used as a way to access water, which could fluctuate wildly between almost nothing in the dry season, to overflowing right to the top of the stairwells even, during the monsoon season.

Constant pumping however, has dropped the water table, so most of these structures are no longer in use and are being used as rubbish dumps or just left to decay. Victoria Lautman (in 2015 at the time the article was written) has been going around India trying to photograph all of these structures before they disappear.