It’s the year 2030. They’re making a Harry Potter remake, not a modern adaptation but set in the original era. And it’s fucking indulgent in 90s nostalgia. Someone’s got a butterfly clip, Ron is wearing a choker, there’s muggles playing with pogs, Spice Girls is playing in the background. Voldemort is wearing a crop top.
It’s simultaneously the worst and fucking best thing you’ve ever seen.
children ages 3-5 are truly something else im a tour guide and at one point on my tour i ask if anyone has any questions and today a girl immediately yells out “have you ever killed someone? and are the bodies in the walls?”
remember when captain falcon killed olimar’s entire squad and was like “you’re coming with me on an adventure bitch” and olimar just went along with it like a total beta? didn’t even fight him? wasn’t that fucked up?
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