My cousin and I got tickets to see Heathers: the Musical on Broadway. However, when we arrived, we found that there was only one cast member: Hatsune Miku. Throughout the performance, she would occasionally forget her lines (seeing as how she had to memorize every character’s lines). Every time she forgot her line she would start to cry, but we, the audience would chant, “Go Miku go! Go Miku go! Go Miku go!!!!”. She would then smile at us and continue to act.
whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand years ago everyone would have bolted up stairs on all fours. it’s okay, it’s natural.”
Primal is sneaking out to your kitchen in the dead if night as your head swivels around checking for danger while stuff snack into your arms and standing stone still in the shadows whenever you hear something
By far the biggest mystery in the world of My Hero Academia is how heroes get to where the crime is. I mean, I know they walk their patrol routes, and a lot of them have movement abilities like Ingenium or All Might. Or Mt Lady could just grow to giant size and take like two steps to get across town. But like, not every hero can do that? What does Cementoss do if there’s shit going down a few miles away? Fucking jog it? Take a cab? Does Present Mic show up to fight villains on a yellow Vespa with Eraserhead on the back? Does he have a sidecar? I need answers
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