“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”
I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.
Tag: animals
Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?
Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you
i love how every time ppl do “what if archeologists tried to reconstruct modern animals based on their skeletons” they go for stuff like dogs n cows
when what i wanna see is platypi
sloths too tbh
“the platypus, or Lesser Ground Demon, and the sloth, or Greater Ground Demon”
“the gibbon, more commonly known as The Horrid Little Man, is thought to have not done much other than caper around, being a horrid little man”
*in a horse accent* help
This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce
what in the super fuck is a horse accent
11:50 AM – 10 Sep 2015 (via Twitter / ふ み な @Fuuut_09)
The Lord of the Puddle has Awoken.
Category 0.25 kaiju.
me @ all my mutuals
The Shape of Water (2017)
Why are videos of crabs wielding knives such a common phenomenon
they cant hold guns
Cause as a chef I like to make it a fair fight
And the gang’s all here
There’s a bit of a difference between mine and @mtjester‘s icons from the rest because I did them a few years back, with the original goldfish being painted back in like…2011? And you can kinda tell by the resolution haha but……….I’m not gonna lie I’m kind of glad we went with the fish theme bc these are fun and fish are silly
heres a little.. controversy
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