canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
^ emotially
TRUE
Canon: they are on seperated universes
Fanfic: listen
Canon: the end
Fanfic: BITCH YOU THOUGHT-