ED’S KIDS DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
“Dad how do you know so many important people in the military?” “I used to work under Fuhrer Mustang, i still owe him money actually” “yeah right”
“dAD HOW COME THE EMPEROR OF XING JUST CAME IN THROUGH OUR WINDOW?!” “BECAUSE I MADE HIM EAT MY BOOT AND IT CEMENTED OUR FRIENDSHIP” “WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP DAD”
#‘your uncle used to be a suit of armor’ ‘Dad stop’#‘grandpa was immortal’ ‘do you think we’re dumb??’#‘Mustang punched me once’ ‘yeah right like the fuhrer would punch someone’ ‘he’s actually a dick’ ‘uh-huh’#‘Scar almost killed me a few times’ ‘Dad stop lying he’s like one of the leaders of peace between Ishval and Amestris’#‘He came really close too’ ‘Dad.’
Tag: fma
Greed: A Summary
THE WORST KEPT SECRET
a modern fma au where the kids are always quoting stupid vines and mustang is in a perpetual state of confusion
edward, about alphonse: this bitch is empty. YEET
roy, crying: what is “yeet”
edward: you can’t sit with us
ling: actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have ｈｅｍｏｒｒｈｏｉｄｓ
roy: whos megan??? let him sit
#thickskin ( <– vine link)
“You both did so well, and I couldn’t be more proud.”
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST ✘ BOKU&DRAGONS collaboration
On one hand I believe that Greed and Ling are both at their core very good people who care about protecting the lives of other people, but on the other hand I would not trust either of them with my wallet
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