this shit is why ghosts dont come out to spook him. this shit is why he dont believe in ghosts period. this man yields to no ghost nor god, im utterly disgusted and terrified
getting food poisoning is a sick irony. sandwich, you were supposed to nourish my fragile meat body, not conspire with one section of it to kill the rest. you edible brutus, you fredo, you fucking intestinal quisling
this post shows true literary prowess but i wish i hadn’t read it while finishing my sandwich