nothing like a refreshing drink in the morning

twilightsky15:

angel-with-a-pipette:

zevbutt:

biff-donderglutes:

stimman3000:

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

Catch me lounging in my boudoir in a flowey lace dress eating my fucking gramophone

Is that for that crazy Japanese game show where contestants have to bite random stuff in the room that might or might not be made out of chocolate?

I wouldn’t doubt it tbh.

that was my immediate thought too

fullcravings:

Lemon Macarons

daily-deliciousness:

🍩

coolcatgroup:

the-scarecrow-of-aus:

dat-soldier:

tallsoak:

a mirror

a goblin mourns his fallen brethren

Mom?…dad?… please get up…

Asdfghjkl

silverhawk:

my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :)))

me: oh sure :)))

me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it]

me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want