finn help an actual real human man named dave strider is running for senate

hiphoppip:

compulsive-classpects:

hiphoppip:

glitteringhellspawn:

imlovedavestrider:

smallmetal:

A FUCKING WHOM

Kick it, Strider

Hey can we check his policies to see if hes a decent human being before making him a big meme?

from his facebook page:

I am a Veteran, a son of an immigrant, 280 years and counting. Common sense to our environment and its continued care. Equal pay for the same job/career description for the women of our great society. Fair share of tax burden, means no tax breaks for corporations, or those making over 250k per year…. And I am just getting started

Wonderful! Im glad to hear Dave Strider has some common sense! Now, lets get this mofo into senate!

thepioden:

galaxa-13:

tozier-the-trashmouth:

i never understood the pain of a homestuck-dominated tumblr but now i am crippled by fear at the sheer extent of how much i dont know what the fuck is going on

The Homestucks arise again and a new generation of tumblr users learn the true meaning of fear.

Oh sweet summer child, this is but a faint murmur of Homestuck nonsense. A sparse, spare dusting of hemospectrum zodiac bullshit. A fragile echo of fantrolls and children in grey bodypaint.

Homestuck quizzes be like

that-annoying-asian:

*dont kill me* Whats your favorite color?
*hides behind Gamzee while sharing a faygo*

1) MUTANT CANDY RED

2) rust red 0_0 (no that looks stupid) 私のコックを吸います

3) bRONZE/cHOCOLATE BROWN

4) mu2turd yellow

5) :33;)) ) r4d1c4l!!

8) wee8eeeeellllllllllllllll i w8uld think 8LUE w8uld 8eeeeeeee a superi8rrrrrrrr color :::;))))

9) a STRONG bl00!

10) I cAn HeAr CoLoRs MoThErFuCkEr :o)

11) sexually frustrated sea dwweller purple

12) GLUB!! Royal m—–Egent(whale)a pink!! Glub!

13) slime ghost green! :B

14) black or lavender purple 😒

15) coooooooooooool red B/

16) blue!!!!! 😀

17) hoo hoo!! Well gosh diddily darn tootin hmmmmmm welll maybe light blue!! 8B

18) i leik uhh ponkkk (like* punk* pink*)

19) self loathing daddy issues orange

20) im not interested dirk

whatpumpkin:

You might have wondered about the symbols you’ve seen on the new HIVESWAP: ACT 2 trolls we’ve been revealing for the past few weeks. They’re not on the Zodiac you’re familiar with– what the heck are they? We’d like to introduce you to something we’ve had in the works for a little while now: the Extended Zodiac.

Wanna know what your true sign is? Take the quiz and find out which one of 288 signs is yours.

If your result moves you, you might consider commemorating your new-found personal discovery with a t-shirt from our fine friends at For Fans By Fans. While there, use code “HOHOHOLDTHEPHONE” for 30% off site-wide, excluding mystery boxes! That sounds pretty sweet.

On a side note, HIVESWAP: ACT 1 is part of Steam and Humble’s Fall Sales until tomorrow morning, Tuesday, Nov. 28 at 10:00 am PST. If you haven’t had a chance to play it yet, now’s a good time to buy it and give it a whirl. Pick it up as a Christmas present for your pals, too!

Can we make troll ears the new Official Homestuck Discourse™? This is so much more bearable than… Basically everything else.

forgottenhsfacts:

Put what you Headcanon about trolls in the tags

Elf ears, Fox/Mouse Ears , Human Ears

Long Mouse-like Tails, Tails relating to their Sign, No Tail

Horns come out of the forehead, or Horn come from top/sides of the skull

Claw Like Nails, Pawpads on their feet or normal feet

Insect-like bodies or Mammalian bodies

Skin tinted blood color or Flat Grey (not counting blushing)

Vestigial Grubscars or Normal Torso