brynhild:

dirkscourses:

zyzix:

dirkscourses:

why do people write “bad at communicating” as jake’s main trait like dirk didn’t literally create a robot to talk to his friends for him

It’s more like he created a program to talk to himself and it goes and talks to his friends for him anyway, but., still

lil hal is an autoresponder, built to imitate dirk to his friends when dirk is predisposed. dirk argues with him because he’s dirk and he’d start a fist fight with a mirror if he accidentally sneered into one

hulklinging:

I think the reason Homestuck has such staying power is that deep down, every millennial has two warring wishes – to become a cool hero and make a new perfect world with your best friends, or to be struck by a big space rock, killing us instantly.