unpretty:

i cannot fucking believe amazon key is a real thing

this looks like a joke but it is completely real

EXCLUSIVELY FOR PRIME

SPEND TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS ON NEW WIFI-ENABLED DOORKNOBS

GIVE PHYSICAL ACCESS TO YOUR HOME TO AMAZON DOT COM

GIVE CONTROL OVER WHO ENTERS YOUR PERSONAL LIVING SPACE TO AMAZON DOT COM

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