i cannot fucking believe amazon key is a real thing
this looks like a joke but it is completely real
EXCLUSIVELY FOR PRIME
SPEND TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS ON NEW WIFI-ENABLED DOORKNOBS
GIVE PHYSICAL ACCESS TO YOUR HOME TO AMAZON DOT COM
GIVE CONTROL OVER WHO ENTERS YOUR PERSONAL LIVING SPACE TO AMAZON DOT COM
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