fangirl-in-flannel:

classical-crap:

-screech machine
-noise box
-a 14 inch viola
-probably a literal creation of satan (see “devil’s trill sonata”)
-a really messed up guitar
-a really really messed up flute
-a waste of a perfectly good tree
-my poor, misguided child
-a mistake
-“ow my ears”
-can you please stop playing “that godawful thing”
-an instrument???
-still better than an oboe

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