Chloe:[holding a broken coffee machine] Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Adrien: …I did. I broke it.
Chloe: No. No, you didn’t. Alya?
Alya: Don’t look at me, look at Nino.
Nino: What?! I didn’t break it!
Alya: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Nino: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Alya: Suspicious.
Nino: No, it’s not!
Sabrina: If it matters, probably not but…Marinette was the last one to use it.
Marinette: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!
Sabrina: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Marinette: I use the wooden stirrers as part of my art projects, everyone knows that, Sabrina!
Adrien: Okay, okay, let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Chloe.
Chloe: No. Who broke it?
Kim: Chloe…Alix has been really quiet this whole time…
Alix: Really?!
Kim: Yeah!
Alix: Oh my God!
[arguing ensues]
Chloe, looking at the camera: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict
ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint
on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little
chummy around here.
I was thinking of an au where ladybug is a tv show because it would be so fun to see characters out of the regular ladybug world context.. anyways.. in this au gabriel is nice and gives the kids snacks…. chloe and marinette are friends.. of course the marinette and adrien romance is a thing and alya loves leaking spoilers of it
Gabriel [in origins]: you can’t go to public school. i don’t want you out there in that dangerous world
Adrien: but it’s not dangerous, father!
Gabriel: oh yeah? it’s not, huh? fine. I’ll let you go to school then. I’ll let you go, and then I’ll turn all your classmates into supervillains. I’ll endanger your life on a daily and then we’ll see about how ‘not dangerous’ it is. dumbass.
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