breeeliss:

oooo MiracuClass headcanons? i’ve got a few 😛

• there was this monster physics test that everyone was terrified of. so chloe decided “screw that noise” and distracted mme. mendeleiev for an hour while sabrina snuck into her desk and stole the test answers. 
• chloe actually offers to give people the answers for twenty euros, but everyone’s so appalled by what she did that they refuse and decide to honestly study instead
• skip to 3am where chloe’s got a text from everyone in the class agreeing to pay her for the answers because holy crap none of these practice problems make sense. 
• mme. mendeleiev is really suspicious of the abnormally high test average
• the class is really good about not bugging adrien for autographs but sometimes other classes/people from other schools are still really intense about it. so kim and ivan have volunteered themselves as adrien’s protection squad to keep the heat off of him
• random kid: hey adrien! can i get an autogra– 
• kim: noooOOOOooooo nope no no nu-uh nothing to see here keep it moving kid
• ivan: m. agreste isn’t signing autographs today. he’s got a maths quiz next period
• everyone in the class has at least two of nathanael’s pens and he’s low-key gonna hurt somebody over this because “just because i bring lots of pens to school doesn’t mean you guys can just borrow them and then keep them like give them back you’re all leeches!”
• alix told marinette about paper football and now marinette’s totally obsessed with it??? so the idiots actually play it during class when the teacher isn’t looking (yes they flick it across the isle), and it gets pretty intense
• mylène and alya agree that it’s the single most entertaining part of the day and salute alix and marinette when they eventually get caught and get sent to the principal’s office
• nino’s a major piece of shit and has music clips and sound effects saved to his phone to play at opportune moments throughout the day. there was one day where juleka said that chloe’s make up was horribly blended and nino was just there with the mario brothers death sound effect
• max has suddenly really gotten into the facebook messenger games and he sends challenges to everyone in class literally all the time. there’s always someone storming into class and yelling at him because he broke their high score on endless lake at like 4am and it’s the highlight of his day. 
• classmate: oh crap i got a paper cut
• rose: *pulls out peroxide, neosporin, bandaids, bandages, advil, and a bottle of water out her purse* DONT WORRY YOU PRECIOUS SUNFLOWER CHILD I HAVE COME PREPARED