hey guys
please consider reblogging this.. w a few pieces of your personal data
– how you like your eggs
– your sign
– how you take your coffee
– your opinion on the cw’s “riverdale”
Tag: pisces
The Signs as Contradictions
Aries: bold but soft – the delicate fighter
Taurus: loves you, but also loves them – the finicky sweetheart
Gemini: outspoken but awkward – the extrovert that chokes
Cancer: emotional but strong – the angry cryer
Leo: generous but manipulative – the circumstantial giver
Virgo: introvert but outgoing – the shy kid with many friends
Libra: peace maker but rebellious – the adventurer that calls their parents
Scorpio: stoic but loving – the straight faced responder
Sagittarius: hardworking but lackadaisical – the determined procrastinator
Capricorn: shy but show offy – the outspoken introvert
Aquarius: silly but responsible – the straight A’d class clown
Pisces: free spirited but orderly – the goal oriented wanderer
Signs as artist problems
Aries: “Can you draw me??”
Taurus: “You’ll never make a living like that!”
Gemini: Scared of ruining a brand new sketchbook
Cancer: Realising all the mistakes once you post the artwork
Leo: “Did you draw that?”
Virgo: “Can I have that drawing once you’re done?”
Libra: Becoming paranoid that people will steal your characters
Scorpio: Drawing something and not knowing what to do with the background
Sagittarius: Too broke for art supplies
Capricorn: So difficult to create a distinctive art style,,,
Aquarius: The sketch looks better than the lineart!11!!1
Pisces: Proud of a drawing you did late at night but hating it in the morning
I’m not much into zodiac but as a Scorpio I feel called out
Why drag me like dis
rb this with your sign + the fictional creature you always gravitated more towards to when you were younger
Signs as strange weather phenomenons
Aries: Fire twister
Taurus: Double rainbow
Gemini: Ball Lightning
Cancer: White rainbow
Leo: Catatumbo lightning
Virgo: Lenticular clouds
Libra: Moonbow
Scorpio: Waterspout
Sagittarius: Volcanic Plume
Capricorn: Morning Glory
Aquarius: Blue jet
Pisces: Brinicle
I WENT THROUGH GOOGLE IMAGES TO GET A PICTURE OF EACH ONE OF THESE PHENOMENA YOU ARE WELCOME
Aries: Fire twister
Taurus: Double rainbow
Gemini: Ball Lightning
Cancer: White rainbow
Leo: Catatumbo lightning
Virgo: Lenticular clouds
Libra: Moonbow
Scorpio: Waterspout
Sagittarius: Volcanic Plume
Capricorn: Morning Glory
Aquarius: Blue jet
Pisces: Brinicle
Oh, and a bonus picture I found which was cool (pretend it’s for Ophiuchus or something):
^ I hereby commend this beautiful person for doing a thing!
Thank you, because I had no idea what a Moonbow was.
Amazing
THIS IS SO COOL WHAT
I’M A WHITE RAINBOW THAT’S SO COOL
Why are these all Pokémon moves
What the signs get wrong about astrology posts
Aries: Reads a tumblr astrology post and takes it seriously without realizing it’s actually an elaborate Homestuck joke.
Taurus: Learned all their astrology from Homestuck astrology posts and doesn’t realize it.
Gemini: Learned all their astrology directly from the Homestuck webcomic.
Cancer: Learned all their astrology from Sailor Moon before they ever heard of Homestuck.
Leo: “Why isn’t this Leo post specifically about me, though? It’s getting me completely wrong. Maybe the other signs’ posts are about me instead. I think my other planets are probably exhibiting a little more strongly than the author thinks and maybe bounced into all the other signs today. Oh goddammit this is actually about Nepeta.”
Virgo: Can’t get over how bad the formatting on the post is and hasn’t noticed it’s a Homestuck post yet.
Libra: Lie about astrology? On a tumblr post? Who would DO that?
Scorpio: Gets nothing wrong, because Homestuck is extremely accurate about Scorpios.
Ophiuchus: YOU’RE👏 NOT👏 ACTUALLY👏 A👏 TROPICAL👏 ZODIAC👏 SIGN👏 OR👏 A👏 REAL👏 TROLL👏 CALLIOPE👏 GET👏 OVER👏 IT👏 🐍
Sagittarius: Thinks Andrew Hussie got that tattoo because he’s actually a fellow Sagittarius.
Capricorn: Reads a real tumblr astrology post and doesn’t take it seriously because they just assume it’s actually an elaborate Homestuck joke.
Aquarius: Actually notices a subtle Homestuck post but spends thirty minutes correcting its canon inaccuracies.
Pisces: Was just looking for Homestuck astrology posts tbh.
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